i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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