Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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