Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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