Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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