If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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