you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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