i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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