i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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