Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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