I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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