I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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