I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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