We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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