Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I supernannyed him into submission
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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