I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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