fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
either way he was missing a nipple.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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