no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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