i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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