She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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