butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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