I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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