He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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