No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
this will be a night to untag.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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