I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
two words: eviction party
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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