I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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