The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just high enough for therapy.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
