This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
dude. I can hear the air.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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