I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
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thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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