do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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