just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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