I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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