you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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