How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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