Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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