I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
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I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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