You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
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so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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