How'd it feel making her break her religion?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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