All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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