why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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