if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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