So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Randomize
