Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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