hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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