Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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