4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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mondays should just be called national damage control day
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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