Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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