I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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