Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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ttyl tear gas
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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