Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
i out mim tonsoeep
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