Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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