So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
we should paint friendship bongs
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