i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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