operation have a gay friend backfired
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Watching her eat just hurts me
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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