am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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