Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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