adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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